/* by léo */
/* by léo */
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.
Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿
If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm
piper chapman: the elite comeback master
this website is so toxic
With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride
when u miss the last step on the stairs
Charlotte Sullivan: the weirdest, most amazing person there is
when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready
repeat after me friends:
- vaginas are self-cleaning
- there is no such thing as a dirty vagina
- unless you have an infection
- in which case your vagina still isn’t dirty but you should really go see a doctor
- but yeah
- vaginas aren’t “clean” or “dirty” they’re self-cleaning acidic muscular tracts
- so fuck off
and to quote the vagina monologues, “dont believe him when he tells you it smells like rose petals when it’s supposed to smell like pussy”
why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time
who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy
For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.
And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.
The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself
And sometimes it looks like he fell off …
ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR
cherish him forever